Ten seconds into the Stayfree maxipad commercial:
Commercial: Where will you be when you need to change your pad?
H: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I didn’t see that coming.
When I say I don’t want to stop surfing the internet and sort laundry:
H: I’m going to hang out with Leo because he is more fun than you. [Seriously? Laundry sorting is more fun than not laundry sorting? I don’t think so.]
On losing his virginity:
Barney, HIMYM: But James, what woman is going to want to have sex with me? It’s not like I’m a backstreet boy.